every black guy in an action movie written by white guys: now that’s what i’m talking about
*will smith voice* Wooooo!!! HEEEYYYLLL YEAH!!
I’ve ended friendships over Beyoncé
Beyoncé is seriously overrated.
you better thank god your slut ass mother thought condoms were overrated cause thats the only reason your here
Beyonce and Jay-Z performed during the ‘On The Run Tour’ at Soldier Field on July 24, 2014 in Chicago, Illinois
Telling white people to stay in their lane is useless cause they couldn’t even stay in their continent
Man fuck billy…. Lol
Billy ain’t shit foreal
Billy’s family probably call you a nigger when your not looking.
Billy be misusing AAVE words in an effort to impress you.
Billy be fetishizing the shit out of you.
billy at the gym with his boys laughing at their jokes about how your pussy tastes like fried chicken
billy be having boring missionary sex
billy will tell you you’re overreacting when some racist shit goes down
Billy will fuck you with socks on and come after 3 strokes.
Billy will cry when you give him food because it’s too spicy.
Billy will be the type to explain to you why his friends racist and misogynist jokes aren’t offensive and you’re just ‘being hypersensitive’
Billy will call any food you cook “flavor” as he has never has encountered seasoned food before.
Billy will be a little too excited when he has to stay at home alone with the dog
Billy will not defend you when his racist mama and daddy make inappropriate comments and will tell you “they’re from a different time”
Billy will let the N word slip while he’s fucking you and when you get upset tell you “no no hun, i said niggah…with an A, i heard you use it with your friends. so i can too”
I can’t even begin to describe this fuckery.
Major TW for animal abuse, dead animals, and other disgusting shit.